I was reading the article in Women's Health magazine on Cancer and found a few new sights. One of them that I really liked is Planetcancer.org. I found a list of funnies and thought I'd share it.
Top 10 Worst Responses If Someone Tells You They Have Cancer
10 Other than that, how's it going?
9 This isn't going to affect my career, is it?
8 I guess there's no need to quit smoking now.
7 There are easier ways to build character, you know.
6 Oh, my aunt/cousin/grandfather died of that same cancer!
5 Be sure to wear clean underwear.
4 Just think of all the money you'll save on shampoo.
3 Cancer...is that before or after Aquarius?
2 Yeah, right, whatever.
1 It's always about you, isn't it?
I am going to ad a new one:
Why aren't you happier? You're only a stage 1!
Don't tell me someone actually told you to be happy because you 'only' have stage 1?!!!
ReplyDeleteI had and old roommate that actually told me, "Just think how awesome it will be when you get thin from being on Chemo!" Then two months later when I had GAINED 40 pounds, he told me he didn't notice.
ReplyDeleteI got the be happy thing too - because it was such a "curable cancer."
People are dumb.